iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

atomlc:

and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

stupidfuckingquestions:

Eurovision results drinking game:

• Overzealous presenters suck up to Petra (1 drink)
• A presenter tells another presenter what a great job they are doing or that they’ve put on a good show (1 drink)
• A country votes for its neighbour (1 drink)
• UK gets a point (finish drink)